Spiced Lentil Frikkadels

December 12, 2011 in Uncategorized

Hello Hello Hello!

It’s been ages, hasn’t it? Missed you guys. I’m totally loving the blogs on WordPress  – they look amazing don’t they?

So what have I been up to in the kitchen? Not too much. I recently got dumped, moved house and had to downgrade my kitchen. This is what I’m working with now:

In this micro kitchen I had to whip up some culinary magic for my MasterChef audition. Gah! I’m a use-every-dish-n-make-a-big-mess kinda cook so I’ve had to adjust my flair down a notch in this tiny space.

I went with a variation of something I’d tried before. Why? My homemade mayo ended up being smelly, creamy oil. Don’t ask.

Spicy lentil frikkies it was…


Here’s the recipe.

250g        Brown lentils
750ml     Cold water
2               Organic chicken stock cubes
25ml        Worchestershire Sauce
50g          Tomato paste
50g         Grated biltong powder
10ml       Cumin powder
10ml       Dhania powder
5ml         Roasted chilli powder
2             Cloves of garlic, crushed into a paste
2cm       Thumb of ginger, crushed into a paste
2             Green chillies, chopped finely
1             Small red onion, grated finely
60ml      Lemon juice
125ml    Flour for dusting
300ml    Canola oil for frying

For the yoghurt dressing
250ml    Plain smooth yoghurt
5ml         Cut mint
Zest of 1 lemon
2.5ml     Fresh ginger, finely grated
5ml        Brown sugar
2.5ml     Salt

Method:

•    Add cold water, lentils and crumbled stock cubes to a pot. Bring to the boil, then reduce heat and cook for 30-40 minutes, or until lentils are soft.
•    Once lentils are cooked, drain off any excess water and mash with a potato masher until the lentils take on the form of a thick paste.
•    Add the rest of the ingredients, except the oil and flour, and mix together. Taste and test the seasoning. Adjust if necessary.
•    Mix and shape into small rounds, approximately 3cm in diameter. Roll each round in flour, just lightly covering it, and dust off excess flour. Then heat oil in a heavy-based pot or pan.
•    Fry rounds in oil, about four at a time, leaving for approximately 1 minute on each side. Turn only once.
•    Drain on paper towels and once cooled, cover and refrigerate.
•    Mix all the ingredients for the yoghurt dressing together, check the seasoning, and then serve with the lentil frikkadels.

Chocolate Pear Pudding

May 3, 2011 in Uncategorized

Rich, gooey goodness paired with soft, sweet freshness… sounds heavenly, huh?

Chocolate Pear Pudding

Chocolate Pear Pudding

 

Peas and carrots ain’t got nothing on chocolate and pears. They just go together.

A while back I received a copy of Willie Harcourt-Cooze’s recipe book Willie’s Chocolate Factory Cookbook. From cacao with your fried egg to cacao under the skin of your chicken, there’s no way not to enjoy the flavours of cacao and chocolate.

Excuse me for waxing lyrical there for a moment… It’s  the sugar high.

Not one for doing things by the book, I changed up Willie’s recipe for Gooey Chocolate Pudding. Mainly because all I can afford is the 70% stuff instead of his brand of cacao (available at R100 per 100g from Woolies).

How about some canned pears? Yep. What’s this – a leftover lime? In goes the zest.

Willie’s Goey Chocolate Pudding with Sam’s amendments

GET THE RECIPE HERE.


Chocolate and Pears like... honey and bears?

Willie’s Chocolate Factory Cookbook (Hodder & Stoughton)

Postcards from the Veg: Pizza

April 6, 2011 in Uncategorized

Vegetarian pizza is a pretty obvious choice for us newbie veggies. We still get all the flavour without having to sacrifice much or work with foreign ingredients.

Veg pizza

So NOT rabbit food.

 

But this pizza is special. I learnt the recipe when I joined WeightWatchers and I haven’t made a different pizza since. Although, I have become far more liberal with my toppings and serving sizes. Shh…

Instead of buying pizza bases or painstakingly making them yourself, you can make this pizza on a tortilla wrap. Fancy, neh?

It produces the most wonderful, light base and the flavours just tend to ‘pop’ that much more as a result.

Enough with the sales talk.

 

Here’s the recipe.

Postcards from the Veg: Lentil Frikkadels

March 18, 2011 in Uncategorized

It’s the 9th day of  Lent.

Lentil Frikadels

Meatless Meatballs

 

It’s been nine days without meat or chicken.

While my choice to give up meat for Lent is on some level a spiritual and ethical one, I was really just curious to see if I could do it.

Sometimes you need the constructs of a tradition or ritual to help motivate you to try something that otherwise seems too difficult. It’s the same with New Year’s Resolutions:  Our little hupstootjie to make the transition easier.

I launched into my vegetarian diet with something that at least looked like meat. I took food24′s lentil burger recipe and adapted it for frikkadels.

I’d like to introduce you to meatless meatballs. Take that, Fry’s!

Lentil Frikadels

Hop on over for a haas coffee

March 13, 2011 in Uncategorized

I’m not a coffee snob. Milk, sugar, hell I’ll even grab the Cremora if times are tough.

But that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate a tall, dark and handsome cup.

Introducing…

Strictly Coffee at the haas coffee collective

This new coffee bar in Rose Street, Bo Kaap is stylish, contemporary and smells heavenly. The collective prides itself on specialising in rare coffees.

I attended a special coffee tasting to sample three of their most exclusive coffees in a unique manner: No plunger, no machine: Just raw, ground coffee, hot water and a teaspoon.

On any other day, I can experience the world’s most expensive coffee for the bargain price of R80 a cup.

Before you choke on your cup of Jacobs, here’s the 411.

Kopi Luwak

It’s shit coffee. No jokes. The beans are eaten by small animals called civets. They pass whole through the animal’s digestive tract and are then excreted. Then they are washed, roasted and shipped off.

The enzymes in the animal’s system break down some of the harsh flavours in the bean to give it its “unique” flavour.

“Unique” does not necessarily equal yum. This R3000/kg delicacy has a rather soft, bland taste, almost buttery. It hardly feels as if it’ll hit you up for a morning filled with back to back meetings. The civet gets the kick, not you.

It’s a novelty to drink the world’s expensive coffee, but that’s all it is.

Blue Mountain

These beans come from Jamaica and they are transported in a small old wine barrel. The flavour is more intense, robust and powerful than the Kopi Luwak.

But it will still set you back more than you’re probably willing to spend on your morning coffee. At R1600/kg it retails for around R60 a cup at the haas coffee bar. I’d recommend trying this one over the novelty of the poop coffee if you’ve got the money to blow.

Yemen Mocha

Oaky, musky smells on the nose. I can imagine Grandpa picking this as his favourite. Tasting the coffee in the way we did allowed us to taste how quickly the flavours develop. The Mocha became quite acidic in just minutes after adding the water. Interesting…

More than coffee

If you’re a coffee-cionado then this is for you.

There’s a lot to learn – like don’t keep your coffee in the fridge – and be intrigued by. Enjoy a traditional Cape Malay koeksister with your latte and then you might want to buy yourself one of the many rabbit-styled decor pieces for sale in the design shop.

the haas coffee collective is at

67 Rose Street, Bo Kaap
021 422 4413
www.haascollective.com

Roses are red, and cakes are too…

February 11, 2011 in Uncategorized

Valentine’s Day is schmucky, schmaltzy and OTT. But sometimes it provides the perfect inspiration to get my ass back in the kitchen.

Red Velvet Cake

Hearts and flowers for Valentine’s Day

 

After a tear-inducing episode with a flopped milktart a few weeks back, I swore off the kitchen. We survived on take-aways, tins and toast. It was a dark time in our culinary lives…

But I finally made my return and decided to make it a grand one.

Red Velvet Cake with Cream Cheese Icing

I used Colleen’s recipe because her recipes always turn out well (UNLIKE Beluga’s milktart recipe…).

However, the heart shape and the cute little icing clouds are all my own genius. And of course the pearls…

Thanks to our nice neighbours for planting the lovely nasturtiums and letting me steal one.

Red Velvet Cake

So take a bite and succumb to the wiles of Valentine’s Day.

Apricot and Mustard Chicken

December 6, 2010 in Uncategorized

My new favourite favourite.

Fiery Fruit

 

FIERY FRUIT: Apricot Mustard Chicken

 

I get into a rut very easily in the kitchen. When I find something that works, I clutch to it for dear life, or until Danny begs me to vary it up.

My latest flavour fixation is Apricot and Mustard. It stems from a recipe found in an old edition of Fresh Living. It’s also very adaptable because you can use any mustard and any apricot product really. From Dijon with apricot jam to English mustard with freshly sliced appelkosies, it’s delicious any way you want it.

I used my colleague Shaheema as my guinea pig and gave her some to try. Her comments: “I feel like judge on Top Chef“. I’ll take that as a compliment!

I’ve come to regularly serve it with a warm couscous salad as it just seems like the appropriately Moroccan thing to do… :)

And one last tip: The chicken breasts with the bone in work better than the fillets.

Click here for the easy recipe.

Pumping Iron: Beetroot and Ostrich Salad

November 5, 2010 in Uncategorized

Pretty in purple and pink...

Pretty in purple and pink…

 

Salad and I are new friends. I used to be ugly and call it “Rabbit Food”. But I’ve changed my ways and now I can dress her up seven ways from Sunday.

Another of my slightly older friends is ostrich meat. I haven’t cooked with beef mince in over three years because all I buy is ostrich. It’s lean cuisine without the plasticky stuff.

A leftover ostrich fillet in the deep freeze and leftover Woolies beetroot salad could have easily ended up in the bin in my pre-salad days, but now I had the opportunity to mix and match for greatness! The gauntlet in front of me and a hungry man behind me, I had some work to do.

Beetroot and Ostrich Salad


Click here for the recipe.

Ready Steady Cook!

September 2, 2010 in Uncategorized

I’m on my mark! I’m ready to go!

Go go go!

 

The first thing I cooked as an inquisitive 5-year-old was boiled carrots and tomatoes. Perhaps not the most exciting menu, but I’d say I have an affinity for vegetables.

Or so I thought.

When I received my list for the Ready Steady Cook Challenge, it was obvious something was missing. My list provider had left the meat off the list. Silly girl! I’ll just mail her and… wait. Here are seven ingredients.

Lentils
Potato
Onion
Coconut milk
Cashew nuts
Butternut
Mango


But… but… where’s the MEAT?!

How am I supposed to make a 3-course meal with no MEAT?! This has indeed become a real challenge for my meat-loving tendencies in the kitchen. But that’s the point, right?

Like my friend Jean says: “I’m not sure what people have against lemons but if life doesn’t give them to you, you can’t make fuckall lemonade right?”

Thanks for the lemons, List Lady.

Main course coming up in the next post.

* This post was originally blogged here.

Goodie Goodie Guava!

August 13, 2010 in Uncategorized

galette

 

I grew up with a guava tree in my back yard. From round about June to August our yard was inundated with the yellow goodie gumdrops. We couldn’t eat and cook them fast enough, resulting in a quite disgusting pink layer beneath the tree. We always picked them wearing gumboots because you couldn’t always spot the vrotties lying in the grass.

I strictly prefer my guavas cooked. Stewed with sugar and cinnamon, bottled and chilled, and then served with hot custard. Gosh… now I’m hungry.

It’s been a few years since we lived with that dear old guava tree. Now I have to buy these white little things that are so inferior to the sumptious yellow gems I’m used to. Sigh… how the mighty have fallen. Haha. This winter, while walking through St Georges’ Mall all I could smell was guavas from the fruit sellers. I bought a whole bag and turned them into this pretty little thing.

Guava Galette

I followed the recipe for a nectarine galette in my Shape low-fat and easy cookbook, and just replaced the fruit with guavas.

I wish I could recite it for you, but alas, the book is at home.

All you’ll need is a basic recipe for shortcrust pastry, make a round, put the fruit on top, fold and bake! Easy, huh?

Let me know in the comments if you require the step-by-step version and I’ll gladly oblige.