Top 10 Home Cooks

November 14, 2011 in Others

Morning Blogland!

It’s been ages since I last blogged or posted a recipe, but what can I say…life happens. 

Nothing really bad, just too busy, too tired, here and there ups and downs and sometimes, just plain laziness…

But although I’ve been away sooooo long, I’ve still followed most of your wonderfully delicious blogs from my email inbox, and boy, all I have to say is YUMMY!  Then again it’s no surprise with all such gifted cooks on the 24.com blogs.

I on the other hand, received some very exiting news last week. I entered a competition in June, where I had to send in 10 recipies, they then choose the best 10 home cooks and their recipies gets published in a cooking book.  

Well, I’m one of those ten, can you belief it?!  I still can’t!!  And there is more…

An overall winner of the 10 will be choosen once the book is published and the winner will receive a cash prize.  So please keep me in your prayers.

I also have to add that, should I not be the overall winner, I’m still very greatful that I made the top 10 and my recipies gets published, as I never thought I stood a chance to get that far, especially with so many wonderfully talented cooks out there.  You guys are proof of that. 

I’m SUPER excited and so nervous at the same time!

XXX

Joke of the day…One for the wine lovers

April 15, 2011 in Jokes

A women sitting at home on the veranda with her husband drinking a glass of wine and she says; “I love you.”

He asks; “Is that you or the wine talking?”

She replies; “It’s me ………….. Talking to the wine.”

A few jokes for the day…

April 6, 2011 in Jokes

Hi blogland

 

Sorry I’ve been so scarce, things are hectic at work so I haven’t had the time to type a recipe or blog, but here’s a few jokes to put a smile on your face on this COLD day Laughing… 

 

HOW TO START A FIGHT!!!

 

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift…

The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied,

“Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”

And that’s how the fight started…..

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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have Sex?’

‘No,’ she answered. I then said,

‘Is that your final answer?’

She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ‘Yes..’

So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

And that’s when the fight started…

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I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

“I’ll have the rump steak, rare, please.”

He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”

“Nah, she can order for herself.”

And that’s when the fight started…..

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, “Do you know him?”

“Yes”, she sighed,

“He’s my old boyfriend…. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn’t been sober since.”

“My Goodness!” I said, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”

And then the fight started…

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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer..

Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.”

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, “What’s on TV?”

I said, “Dust.”

And then the fight started…

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.. I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.”

My loving wife of 5 years replied, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?”

And that’s how the fight started…

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.”

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started……

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application..

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office…

She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.’

And then the fight started…

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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.

I really need you to pay me a compliment.’

I replied, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”

And then the fight started….

Eisbein and Split Pea Soup In The Slow Cooker

March 22, 2011 in Food Recipes

 

Last week was rainy and a little bit cool, therefore I decided that soup was on the menu for Tuesday evening.

 

I got this recipe from a friend and it sounded so delicious that I simply had to give it a try.

 

I just added something extra (soup powder) to give it a bit more flavor. This was literally the easiest soup I ever made and it was divine.

 

I invited over two of my girl friends to also test the new recipe and they love it so much, I had to give them ‘doggie bags’.

 

Recipe

 

1 large Eisbein

3 Russians

2 Onions, chopped

6 Potatoes, cubed

1 packet Split Peas

3 ½ lt Water

½ packet Thick white onion Soup

½ packet Oxtail soup

250ml Fresh Cream

Salt & black pepper to taste

 

Method

 

Fill the slow cooker ¼ full of water and add the eisbein. Let it cook on low throughout the night.

Next morning remove the eisbein to debone it and take off the skin and fat. Leave the water of the eisbein in the slow cooker as it has all the eisbein flavor.

Put the eisbein (meat only) back into the slow cooker, add the Russians (cut in 3mm circles), potatoes, split peas, onions, salt & pepper and the rest of the water.

 

 

Let it cook on low for the day.

I added the soup powder only after work, as I thought it needed something and cooked it further.

Pour the cream over just before serving.

 

 

Serve with delicious fresh bread of your choice.

 

 

Bon Appétit!!

Joke of the day…

March 22, 2011 in Jokes

Hi bloggers

I’ve been soooo busy lately that I just haven’t had the time to post a recipe or check out your delicious blogs, but here is a joke in the meantime, till time is on my side and I can post a recipe….Tongue out

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as
to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he’d make a deal: ‘You bring your grades up from a C to a B
average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk
about the car.’
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer
and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, ‘Son, you’ve brought your grades up
and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m
disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.

The boy said, ‘You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve
noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the
Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair…and there’s even strong
evidence that Jesus had long hair.’

Your going to love the Dad’s reply:


—- his father replied, ‘Did you also notice they all walked everywhere
they went?

Yummy Yummy Roti

March 4, 2011 in Food Recipes

This is something I soooo adore and I’ve only eaten roti from one person who could really make it divinely. I’ve bought roti’s so many times and have always been very disappointed in the outcome as it tasted like cardboard, with not even a pinch of salt for taste.

This person showed me how to make it once, years ago, but I just never made it myself. I had a fear about making roti, not so much adding the ingredients together, but the kneading together to get the right texture and worse, rolling them out into perfect circles, I was afraid I just wouldn’t be able to do it. So I never tried. Kicking myself today as I made it on Wednesday (seeing that the breyani was already done), it came out great, except for the perfect circle part, but it tasted really really good and it wasn’t as difficult as I initially thought.

My biggest challenge though, was finding a roti recipe that didn’t taste like cardboard.

What I remember from this lady’s recipe, was real butter. But tried as I may, I couldn’t find a recipe with butter, except for the cooking part. So I went through a lot of recipes and decided to follow the basics more or less and replace the oil with butter and it worked.

So here is what I did…

Recipe

3 cups Flour

¼ tsp Salt

50 g Clover butter

Luke warm water

Clover butter for frying

Method

Mix the flour and salt in a mixing bowl.

Rub the butter into the flour, till it’s almost like fine crumbs.

Add the water bit by bit, till you have the proper consistency. (I’m not sure how much water I used, I just poured, around 100 – 150 ml about)

Knead the dough for ± 5 min.

Roll out the dough on a floured surface.

Brush the top of the rolled out dough with melted butter and roll the dough up like a swiss roll.

Cover the dough with a tea towel and leave to rest for 30 min.

Knead the dough again, break of pieces just bigger than golf ball size and roll out to very thin disks on a floured surface.

Fry in butter on both sides, make sure it bubbles before turning.

 My second ever roti (I couldn’t resist and ate the first one)

Some Tips

I couldn’t find my rolling pin, so I used an empty brandy bottle, it worked perfectly.

I also found that frying it in the electrical frying pan worked much better than the cast iron pan.

I didn’t brush each rolled out roti with butter before frying them as I rolled each one out while the other was frying.

Have a wonderful weekend all!!

Breyani In The Slow Cooker Served With Roti

March 3, 2011 in Food Recipes

Don’t you just love Indian Cuisine??

The delicious aroma of curry when walking into the spice shop…ahh… makes all my senses tingle. When the shop assistant takes the bucket and scoop and just throws in a scoop of this and that to make the perfect mixture of curry according to your taste…I just love it!!!

I love curry so hot that it makes my eyes water, but unfortunately, due to the rest of my household, that seldom happens.

Breyani on the other hand never appealed much to my taste buds, but taste change. A few months ago I just got this urge to try it again, I’ve never made it before and never cared to try, then I bought one of those breyani packs, it sat in my fridge for a few weeks before I made it, as it seemed like such an effort when reading the directions. Finally one day I decided this is it and I made it. There my love affair with breyani started.

I never bought the pack again, as I was gonna make it myself. I went to our local spice shop, spoke to the lady, got the ingredients and I started making my own. Best part is, it didn’t seem quite the chore it did when making the pack…

Then I discovered cooking in a slow cooker. I had one that I got from my dearly loved gran but I’ve never used it, it was stuck in a cupboard. On Monday evening I told the hub to get it out, time to experiment…Monday evening I used it for the first time, making a stew, impressive, Tuesday evening I cleaned it and prepared the ingredients for the breyani, yesterday morning before work, I layered the ingredients, set the cooker on low, went to work, returned home at 16:30 to the deliciously seductive aroma of breyani, cooked almost to perfection. The only thing I’ll do different next time is to pour less water over, as it was a bit saucy, but divine none the less.

Recipe

1 kg Tenderized steak, cubed

6 Potatoes, cubed

2 Onions, chopped

4 tsp wet Breyani Mix

4 tsp dry, whole Breyani Mix

3 tsp wet Masala

1 tsp Turmeric

1 cup Plain low fat yoghurt

250 ml Sour milk (didn’t have enough yoghurt, but this worked perfectly)

1 tin Chopped & peeled tomatoes

Salt

Oil

½ cup Water

1 cup Black Lentils

2½ cups Rice

1 tsp Turmeric

Method

Place the meat, potatoes and tomatoes into a large bowl and add salt to taste.

Mix the yoghurt, sour milk and the spices together. 

Pour over the meat mixture and mix, leave the meat to marinade for a few hours, I left mine overnight.

Parboil the rice (with turmeric) and lentils (in separate pots) for 15 min.

Braise the onion in oil till transparent.

Layer the ingredients in the slow cooker as follows, start with ½ of the lentils, then the meat mixture, rest of the lentils,

onions and ending with the rice.

Set slow cooker on low and leave overnight or while at work (as in my case).

The slow cooker will definitely be used on a regular basis from now on, especially with the breyani, as it gives me more time after work to do what I want.

Sorry guys, I forgot to take a pic of the finished product.

Ps. I’ll post the roti recipe tomorrow…

Important info in case of emergency

February 24, 2011 in Others

Good afternoon bloggers

 

This was passed to me and I thought it might be helpful to you...

 

Message from the Ambulance Service

We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call.
Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this 'ICE' (In Case of Emergency) Campaign.

The concept of 'ICE' is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As mobile phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name 'ICE' ( In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents there were always mobile phones with patients but they didn't know which number to call. He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose.
In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital staff would be able to quickly contact the right person by simply dialling the number you have stored as 'ICE'. Please forward this.
It won't take too many 'forwards' before everybody will know about this.
It really could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest.
For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc

PLEASE PASS THIS AROUND AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE AS THIS CAN HELP IN AN EMERGENCY

Joke of the day…

February 23, 2011 in Jokes

Your laugh for the day……………..

 

Zuzeka was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurt; she had never had a
boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help.
Honey!- said the psychic. You will not have luck in love in this life.
But after death, you will be a much desired woman and all men will fall at
your feet.

Zuzeka left very happy and so excited, as she went over a bridge she
thought: “the sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins” She decided
to jump off the bridge right away. But, incredibly Zuzeka didn’t die!

She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas; she lost her senses and
fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to
see very well, and not knowing where she was, she started touching her
surroundings, feeling all the bananas she mumbled with a huge smile on
her face and said:

“GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE, ONE AT A TIME!!!

Three Layer Chocolate Cheesecake

February 15, 2011 in Desert Recipes

As we were going out for Valentine’s, I didn’t need to do much this year, one thing though I didn’t want, was to have desert at the restaurant, somehow I was planning the evening to end on a special note with desert and champaign in bed…

Only problem was, what to make, then I laid eyes on Carey’s (BITSOFCAREY) easy chocolate cheesecake, and there I made up my mind…cheesecake it was, but just a bit different…

Recipe

6 Romany Cream biscuits

2 Tbs butter

250g Plain low fat cream cheese

125 ml Fresh cream

15 ml Icing sugar

5 ml Vanilla essence

100g Cadbury Dream Chocolate

100g Cadbury Milk Chocolate

100g Cadbury Mint Chocolate

Method

Crush the biscuits, melt the butter, mix the two and place in the desert bowls.

Wisk the cream cheese, icing sugar, cream and vanilla essence together, then divide equally into three bowls.

Melt the chocolate separately (microwave on low for 3 minutes) and mix each with its cream cheese portion.

Now layer in the desert bowl, starting with the milk chocolate mixture, then the white and lastly the mint.

Refrigerate for 3 hours.

Thanks a mil Carey, your cheesecake recipe worked like a dream, it was so quick and easy to prepare and came out absolutely fab!!

 

Hope you all had a fabulous Valentine’s Day!!

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