Durbs
July 10, 2009 in Uncategorized
Geez like if you only knew how many times I’ve started writing a blog or thinking about getting back to it – but time wise it’s just been rather impossible. I think I’ve made a complete mind shift in the recent month – possible for the first time realizing the difference between a ‘more’ corporate job than what us 24.commers are/were used to.
I went to Durban last week for work – helping revamp the Salt Water Girl magazine sites, and I was truly looking forward to hitting spice shops, having some good curries and walking along the old beach front. The last time I spent a ‘proper’ amount of time in Durbs was probably 15-years ago – so excuse me if my image of the town is bit warped.
I love flying – I love the fact that it’s taking me somewhere, anywhere new – and I usually don’t have that many problems navigating myself around. Let’s just say I’m not afraid like some (men) to ask for directions. I was also quite happy when I saw my little buxom Chevy Spark – always wondered what it would feel like driving a dinky toy.
Anyways I hit the N2 into town and follow the directions – that turned into quite shite directions to start off with. And of course I get so damn lost it’s not even funny, and I soon realise that travelling at 120 km’s in a dinky toy on the N2 is kind of like playing a computer game. You know one of those driving games, where the controls are usually shocking and you know if you hit that concrete wall it will ‘n moerse smash-up.
So of course I end up in some factory district – nowhere near Argyle road, eventually nice mechanic points me in the right direction and I head into the city. Oh lordy – what was the city planner smoking when he/she designed the road system. I mean what up with all the damn one-ways. It’s like a maze – now you can drive – now you can’t… sigh. Of course after three days I found my way around town easily – but hell and damnation – twice I drove down a road, perfectly normal behaviour – hitting oncoming traffic out of nowhere. ONEWAY! Luckily I had a GP registration so they atleast they knew I’m not from around town.
So curries - did I have any? Did I finally make it to Beanbag Bohemia, Spiga D’Ora, Bangkok Wok or even some of the older joints to have a meal… No! I was too damn busy and by the time I got home I was just to tired to move. However I did go try a mutton curry at curry joint close to the Spar in Florida rd and was horrible depressed because it was actually quite bad. No flavour – instead someone dropped a pepper pot in it and hoped that it will be so hot that we won’t pick up the taste….
That said I did have and insane fish curry at a Weigh to Eat in Long street 3 days before so may expectations might have been high. It’s a takeaway/buffet place of sorts, but I seriously am talking curling toes delicious – soooo flavourful and hot but not pepper hot. I go their religiously once every two weeks and load my plate with some breyani, dal, saffron rice, fish curry, mango pickle and basically any other interesting pickles/sauces I can try – these ladies don’t fool around when it comes to giving you a good food experience!
Back to Durban – what has happened to the town?
I remember this shiny city, the rides on beachfront, the Big Wheel shopping Mall of course. It was pumping back then – and now it’s all gone to pot. The Big Wheel is a rundown mall that I was too afraid to go into at night time. The whole beachfront is ramshackle –stuck in a time gone by. Even the large hotels looks like the need a facelift.
I’m also puzzled by the developments – especially around Ushaka. You have a new development of modern apartment blocks right next lane of beautiful old buildings that must have been part of the harbour ages ago. Wouldn’t it make more sense to renovate these properly and get people in than rather building massive apartment buildings that is has a desolate feel at night. As you’ll understand I’m way to curious – so I had to go drive around the city at night time and explore a bit.
I also went to yacht club – where I had a quick bite from Ali Baba and a beer that was for sure my foodie highlight – sad hey, for a foodie – next time I’m going to make a much bigger effort to hit the good foodie joints! I do love the fact that this section is not commercial, but unfortunately my personality will always look for potential. And while I was sipping an enormous Peroni draft looking over the harbour lights I just thought – this place could serious kick the V&A Waterfront’s ass if someone just spend a bit of money.
(It’s much further along – just the only shot I could get online.)
and the actual size in comparison to the city….

The 2010 stadium is also a site to behold – I almost crashed my little car when I saw it because I thought that a space shuttle has landed. The sheer scale of the thing is insane – I must admit I’m kind of fond of our 2010 salad bowl – it’s build on moderate human scale. However this thing is straight out of Mars – it’s bloody impressive and I stared at it for an hour – but YIKES it’s build right next to the SUPER TACKY Suncoast Casino straight out of a Miami, I mean no neon light in KZN was safe when this casino was build…
You might think me negative – but you see I used to LOVE(d) Durban – while I might not have visiteded it properly in the recent 10 odd years. I went there a lot when I was in school – and man was it fun. I also loved the markets, and all the smells – Durban used to have a different smell – mix between a different type of sea air that you get down there, holiday-fun with underlying tones of spices, colours – definitely colours – if you know what I’m talking about – there’s a difference between the smell of a deep sari red/yellow than a dust grey. And that’s what it now smells like.
I think half of Durban’s charm is the strange road design, it’s cultural identity that blends a lot easier than most of the other big cities in SA, the history not only colonial – but that it has a sentimental place in most people’s hearts because it used to be ‘the’ city to have a holiday at…
Now I believe it just confused – stuck between the 1970-90’s in desperate need of a little facelift to make herself feel a bit perkier and more relevant.
Thoughts?



















