Holiday cooking classes for Kids

July 5, 2012 in Uncategorized

When I asked my parents, where we’d be spending the summer holiday, my dad would always reply “we’re going to Romania.” I got caught the 1st time but soon realised that ‘Romania’ was code for NO-WHERE (remain here). All I ever wanted was to get on a plane, I didn’t care where it was going just as long as it was faraway and over the ocean but sadly it looks like the only place I’ll be going this July holiday is Romania! The good news was that I wasn’t the only person staying put these holidays I knew there would be loads of kids going to Romania so I decided run some cooking classes to alleviate holiday boredom with an Around the World theme.

Now no kiddies class would be complete without chocolate so we just had to go to Switzerland and make our own Chocolate truffles then a quick stop off in the U.S of A for cookie dough pizza with chocolate and more chocolate.

Thankfully by the time we hit Italy they were sold out of chocolate so we made a spaghetti dish with a difference and they loved it.

This is a great recipe for kids because not only does it appeal to the younger generation but encourages the use of their fine motor skills.

Here is the recipes (taken from Pinterest & adapted by me)

Funky Spaghetti

Ingredients

Spaghetti

Viennas or sausage of your choice

Cheddar cheese

Bottle of Italian tomato pasta sauce

Method:

  1. Cut your Vienna sausage into 4 equal pieces.
  2. Gently thread a piece of uncooked spaghetti through the middle of your Vienna from 1 end to the other. Do this a few times…about 5x
  3. Bring a large pot of water to the boil…add your funky spaghetti and cook until the spaghetti is just soft. While the spaghetti is cooking heat your Italian tomato pasta sauce
  4. Drain the water once the spaghetti is cooked and the warm pasta sauce.
  5. Pour over the spaghettie and sprinkle with cheddar or Parmesan cheese and enjoy!

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Lemonade Cocktails

June 21, 2012 in Uncategorized

I’m hosting a ladies brunch this coming Saturday to celebrate a clients 50th birthday. I think it’s such a neat way of celebrating a birthday….great food, champagne & orange juice and best of all spending a few quality hours with your girlfriends. I am blessed to have great friends, one of them is my friend Kelly who picked me a HUGE bag of lemons from her tree so that I could make some home-made lemonade. I wanted to serve it at my ladies brunch in beautiful glass bottles that we had bought recently during one of our shopping expeditions. So with the bag of lemons and a little electric squeezer that I unexpectedly found a couple of days ago…for the life of me I don’t know where this little gadget came from but it sure came in handy, I ended up with 1L of freshly squeezed lemon juice without breaking a sweat. After tasting my lemonade ‘luvie’ decided that it would taste better with a little gin…. 30 min later my friend Kelly & her hubby were sitting on our deck sipping ‘lemonade cocktails’….another day in paradise.

Recipe

500ml of freshly squeezed lemon juice

500ml sugar

500ml water

Soda water or sparkling water

Gin

Fine salt

Lemon

Method:

Dissolve the sugar in the water…allow to boil for 3-4 minutes. Cool slightly.

Add the lemon juice and stir. Refrigerate.

To serve

Rub a slice of lemon around the rim of a glass. Dip the rim into some fine salt.

Add some crushed ice to a glass, half full with lemonade, top with soda water and a generous splash of gin.

Delicious!

Budget Pork Comfort

June 20, 2012 in Budget

I’m currently training at a local retirement home. I’m introducing new recipes, putting in a costing system and training the staff.

The retirement home has a very small budget and relies heavily on the generosity of people for donations. I’m not wild about cooking on a budget but then who is. The thing is, there should be no excuse for eating bad food because with a few basic ingredients we made a seriously great pork stew with creamy mash & green beans for under R10 a person.

I’ve worked & trained in retirement homes before and for me it’s always an emotional time. If you want to put your life into perspective go and spend some time in a retirement home/establishment..Say, Do, Walk, See, Love, Eat, Laugh and drink wine because one day you might not be able to….

So with that said, go and cook your loved ones a lavish meal OR better still give my budget pork comfort recipe a go.

Budget Pork Comfort

Ingredients

2kg of pork stewing meat

1/2  bunch of celery, chopped

250g carrots chopped

1x large onions chopped

1x tin of baked beans

1x tin of chopped tomatoes

45ml paprika

4x garlic cloves finely chopped

2x bay leaves

300-450ml chicken stock (made with 2 stock cubes)

15ml cornflour to thicken sauce (if necessary)

Method:

  1. Marinate the pork with the paprika, garlic & bay leaves – allow to marinate for an hour.
  2.  Fry the pork to brown. Remove from the pan.
  3. Add the onions, carrots, celery and cook until soft.
  4. Add the baked beans & tin tomato. Cook for a few minutes.
  5. Add the pork meat and mix well.
  6. Add the chicken stock and simmer for 30minutes
  7. Serve with mash and green beans

Creamy Mashed Potato

Ingredients:

2kg of Potatoes, peeled and cut into small chunks

15ml of coarse salt

100g margarine or butter

250ml of milk

Salt & Pepper

Method:

  1. Place the potatoes into a pot and cover with cold water. Bring the water to the boil and add the coarse salt. Reduce the heat and simmer until the potatoes are cooked through completely.
  2. Add the butter/margarine to the milk and heat through in the microwave for 1 minute. Drain the liquid from the potatoes and immediately add a little of the butter and milk mix to the potatoes and using a masher, mash everything together.
  3. Add a little more butter and milk and continue to mash until a creamy mash is formed.
  4. Season with a little salt & pepper.

Notes:

It is always important to warm the milk and butter/margarine as this makes the mash creamier.
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Junior Masterchef Cook-Off Party

June 10, 2012 in Uncategorized

Masterchef Australia & Masterchef South Africa had nothing on the Junior Masterchef held at Cookalooks this afternoon….man was I impressed.

12 young ladies celebrating Hannah’s 13th birthday party were given Pink & Green Masterchef aprons and split into 2 teams. A pressure test involving a culinary quiz and ‘do you know your herbs’ had the 2 teams scrambling for answers & sniffing herbs (all legal). The winners of the pressure test were given a 5 minute head start and 1st dibs at the mystery table of ingredients. A host of ingredients from chicken to veg to pasta and even 2 min noodles were on display to tempt the teams into creating a 2-course menu (starter & main course) in a 1h15min time period.

Teams were also instructed to design a logo and name their teams PLUS perform a short skit at the end of the cook-off show-casing their menu or dishes.

Now I’ve done loads of Masterchef Cook-Offs involving ‘big people’ but this was my 1st Junior one and I have to admit I was a little anxious. I’d had nightmares of tasting 2 min noodles & tuna concoctions or having to send 12x hungry young ladies home because the food they made was yuk!

The good news was I didn’t have to eat some concoction and spent the most enjoyable afternoon tasting tomato & onion bruschettas, mushroom skewers and roasted veggie tartlets and these were just the starters. For mains it was pasta…a chicken & mushroom pasta with a creamy white sauce (which by the way took a 1h15mins to make) was seriously yummy and beautifully seasoned. The second teams main course was a creamy tomato pasta with chicken and although not as good as the first team certainly was tasty.

While I tallied up the scores the girls tucked into their meals, sharing with one another and being ever so complimentary about each others dishes.

The winning team was announced …congratulations to the Green Pepper team….those tartlets did it for me!

The afternoon ended with a decadent chocolate cake (compliments of Cookalooks) and many a parent vowing never to cook another meal because their daughters can!

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Rosemary & Raisin Bread

June 9, 2012 in Bread

My mother was a baker but not a cook. I’m cook but not a baker! When you bake you have to adhere to the fundamentals of baking and follow the recipe precisely…I’m not very good at doing either…Baking, especially when baking bread is an exercise in patience and that’s something I don’t have. I got divorced a couple of years ago and all I longed for was for the pain to go away, to be able to let go and move on and I wanted it all to happen………….yesterday. A good friend suggested that I make a loaf of bread. She said the process of baking bread was therapeutic and would teach me some patience. So I headed her words and starting kneading. I also had to wait (patiently) for the dough to rise, not once but twice. I finally had the pleasure of biting into a thick slice of buttery home-made bread…it was so worth the wait…..it was therapy at it’s best!

Years later I still prefer NOT to bake because I still DON’T have any patience but every now and then I come across a bread recipe that I just have to make….this is one of them!

Rosemary & Raisin bread – compliments of Jamie Oliver.

  •  30ml of dried yeast
  • 30ml sugar
  • Plus/Minus 625 ml tepid water
  • 1 kg strong bread flour, plus extra for dusting
  • 30ml salt
  • 1x large bunch of rosemary, leaves picked
  • 500g raisins, chopped or left whole

Stage 1: Dissolve the yeast and sugar in 1/2 the tepid water.

Stage 2: On a clean surface or in a large bowl, make a pile of the flour and salt. Make a well in the centre and pour in all the dissolved yeast mixture. With 4 fingers of 1 hand, make circular movements from the centre moving outwards, slowly bringing in more and more of the flour until all the yeast mixture is soaked up. Then pour the other 1/2 of the tepid water into the centre and gradually incorporate all the flour to make a moist dough. (Certain flours may need a little more water, so don’t be afraid to adjust the quantities.)

Stage 3: Kneading! This is the best bit, just rolling, pushing and folding the dough over and over for 8-10 minutes. This develops the gluten and the structure of the dough. If any of the dough sticks to your hands, just rub them together with a little extra flour. Add the rosemary & raisins to the dough as you knead. Allow to prove for 60min.

Stage 4: Divide the dough in half and knock it down to release all the air/gas. Knead for a few minutes then shape into 2 long sausage-shaped loaves.

Stage 5: Place on a tray dusted with flour and leave to prove again until doubled in size. Score down the length of the bread with a really sharp knife and bake in a pre-heated oven at 180C for approx 25min, until golden & crisp.

Leave to cool before eating. Especially good with a ploughman’s platter and even better with cheddar cheese sandwich with onion chutney marmalade….my favourite!

Bread Pot of Slow-Roasted Tomato soup

June 6, 2012 in Soups

Yesterday was one of those days where I was busy doing things I shouldn’t be doing…fiffing & faffing in my kitchen when I should be working on quotes and replying to e-mails.

For instance I decided to give Julia Child’s Beef Bourguignon recipe a go…..I find her recipes long winded and for someone who can’t follow a recipe I find cooking the Julia Childs way rather stressful. I mean I know how to cook a mean beef stew but 100 wedding guests expecting Beef Bourguignon (said in a very larney voice) might not appreciate Cookalooks’ version of a Beef Bourguignon. So I settled down in front of my computer to download Julia Child Beef Bourguignon recipe and this is where I got side-tracked….

I ended up printing a Rosemary & Raisin bread recipe which I preceded to bake (divine-will have to blog it later), I also entered a Soup competition which needed a photo so I ended up making my bread pot tomato soup and doing a mini photo-shoot.

I did end up making Julia Child’s Beef Bourguignon recipe too  – to be honest I did tweak it here and there (I kind of ran out of steam) but it was still gob-smackingly good!

So here’s the Cookalooks’s bread pot tomato soup recipe – I haven’t the time to blog Julia’s beef bourguignon recipe and I’m sure it’s been done a thousand times.

Bread Pot of Slow roasted Tomato Soup

Ingredients

2kg ripe tomatoes, cut into quarters

2x onion, cut into quarter

1x carrot, peeled & roughly chopped

4x cloves of garlic, peeled & bashed

1x red pepper, roughly chopped

1x red chilli, chopped with seeds

30ml sugar

15ml coarse salt

Generous drizzle of olive oil

2x Sprigs of Thyme

500ml chicken stock

15ml dried oregano

30ml flour

30ml butter, soften

8x day old soft buns

Method:

  1. Preheat the oven to 200C.
  2. In a large roasting dish, add the tomatoes, onion, pepper, carrot, chilli, thyme and garlic.
  3. Sprinkle with the salt and sugar then drizzle generously with olive oil. Toss together.
  4. Place in oven for approx. an hour or until the tomatoes, onions, carrots and peppers are soft.
  5. Bang the whole lot into a blender and blend until smooth.
  6. Return the soup to a pot; add the chicken stock and the dried oregano.  Return the soup to a simmer.
  7. Make a paste with the soft butter & flour. Whisk the paste into the soup…keep whisking and allow the soup to simmer gently for 10min.
  8. While the soup is simmering, prepare the bread pot.
  9. Slice the top off the buns and scoop out the bread filling– keep the top & the bread filling.

10. Brush the inside & outside of the buns including the lids & inners with a little olive oil. Place in a hot oven for 8 min or until crispy.

11. Ladle the  tomato soup into the crispy bun, sprinkle with black pepper or feta, top with lid and serve  with croutons (your bread filling)

How to enjoy:

Spoon the soup into your mouth, you can keep topping the bread bun up with soup if you find its not enough….the bread pot will become soft and easily eaten thereafter. 

Serves

8x (250ml per person) or 16x (125ml) bread pots

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Peri-Peri Chicken

May 26, 2012 in chicken

My mother was for ever saying things like: I’m sorry I forgot to pick you up from school today but I was running around all day like a chicken without a head…. true story. Growing up in a home where my father reared chickens for our Sunday Lunch roast we understood what my mother meant. We would watch him chop their heads off in the back garden (sorry a bit graphic) and screech with delight as the headless chicken would scurry about for a few minutes before surrendering to the inevitable…

What was inevitable for me,  was that Thursday was going to be one of those running-around-like-a-chicken-without-a-head days. Weber & I had been asked to put together a Men’s Only Night of Whiskey & Weber @ Gwahumbe Game & Spa. I would be doing a demonstration to 40 plus men and they would be doing the braai-ing on the Webers kindly sponsored by Weber. 

On the menu was:

Potato & Bacon Fococcia

Big very Big Espatadas

Peri-Peri Chickens

Braai spice

Grilled Pears with Amarula vodka sauce.

After a busy day of running around (not going to say it again) preparing, setting up and dealing with last minute crisis’s the evening was upon us.The men were eager to start and soon I had them putting the finishing touches to their fococcias, skewering their espatadas and whizzing up a spicy braai spice. When it came time to peri-peri the chickens we couldn’t find them..one minute they were on the table the next minute they were gone……Weber and I ran around frantically like chickens without heads searching for chickens until we found them hidden under the table. A prankster thought it would be funny to hide the chickens….what a ‘chop. After taking deep breaths and counting to a million I felt calm enough to show them how to spatch-cock and make the peri-peri paste. They were soon sizzling on the Webers and agreed by all, to be the best peri-peri chicken they’d ever eaten!

Peri-Peri Paste

100g crushed dried chillies

4x cloves of garlic

100ml lemon juice

30ml paprika

20ml cayenne pepper

30ml origanum

10ml salt

Olive oil for blending

Method:

  1. Place everything EXCEPT the olive oil in the food processor and blend until the mixture comes together.
  2. Then very slowly start adding the olive oil while the machine is running. Add enough olive oil to make a smooth paste.
  3. Check your seasoning –salt, garlic & lemon juice and add more if necessary.  If the salt, lemon juice or garlic is too strong, add more chillies & olive oil until the flavour is right.
  4. Stir in an air tight container or glass bottle.

Chicken Peri peri

Ingredients

2x whole chicken, spatch-cocked or into quarters

Peri peri paste to rub into the chicken

Marinade

250- 400ml dry white wine

3x bay leaves

2x garlic cloves, crushed

15ml peri peri paste

30ml olive oil

Method:

  1. Cut slits into the chicken and then rub peri peri paste into the slits and under the skin of the chicken.
  2. Mix all the marinade ingredients together and pour over the chicken –making sure that the chicken is covered by the marinade.
  3. Leave to marinate for 24hrs, turning every few hours if possible.
  4. To cook, grill over medium hot coals until done, basting every now and then with the left over marinade. Or roast in a pre-heated oven 180C until cooked –approx 1h15

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Low-fat Chickpea Curry

May 19, 2012 in Low-fat recipes

For those who don’t know I joined Weigh-Less 5 days ago…. 5 days of drinking loads of water, 5 days of NO caffeine, 5 days of headaches (as my body detox’s) and 5 days of feeling sorry for myself because I’m on diet. More than ever I’ve wanted to get into my kitchen and cook up a storm or test a recipe but there’s no point ….I can’t eat and this makes me grumpy!

Poor luvie has been very supportive and even suggested (as he enjoyed his afternoon snack of Horlicks & butter cookies)  that maybe I should ‘log’ (he means blog) about the curried chickpeas I planned to make for dinner. I love Chickpeas …chickpeas warmed through with a little chilli olive oil then tossed through coriander pesto and topped with feta and loads of fresh coriander….yum …The idea of a low-fat chickpea curry wasn’t exactly blowing my hair back.

But how wrong I was….it was delicious! Even ‘luvIe’ ate some and he’s not a fan of them…he says the reason they are called chickpeas is because they’re meant for ‘chicks’ not for men.

Low-fat Chickpea Curry ( perfect for the 2 week Detox Weigh-Less Plan)

Ingredients

1x can of chickpeas, drained & rinsed

1/2 onion, finely chopped (onion is not allowed on the 2-week Detox plan…I cheated….who can cook without onion!!!!)

1x carrot, finely chopped

2x cloves of garlic, finely chopped

1x stick of celery, finely chopped

Small handful of green beans, roughly chopped

1x tomato, chopped

Heaped teaspoon of curry paste

250ml chicken stock

5ml Olive oil (Weigh -Less)

Method:

1. Add the olive oil and fry the onions, celery & carrots. Keep stirring to prevent the mix from burning…I actually added a little water (30ml) and once the liquid had evaporated I added the garlic and tomato.

2. By adding the tomato, the tomato released it’s juice and created some more cooking liquid. Turn the heat right down and let the mixture simmer for a few minutes.

3. Add the curry paste and saute for a few more minutes. Add the drained chickpeas and stir.

4. Add the green beans and chicken stock. Simmer uncovered for 10minutes.

5. Check the seasoning and then using a masher, mash the chickpeas to thicken the curry…this is optional. I like it a little mushy.

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The Making of Chorizo – Day 3

May 19, 2012 in Uncategorized

Day 3 was going to be a smokin hot day…not only because it was a beautiful sunny day in Africa but because today was the day we were going to smoke the Chorizo sausages.

‘Luvie’ had kindly offered to smoke the Chorizo during the day as the whole smoking process took a couple of hours thereby freeing us up to enjoy our Tapas feast that evening. I was the perfect assistant bringing him ice cold water to drink, mopping his brow and keeping him company for 3 hours while he slaved over our Chorizo.

3 hours & 29 seconds of smoking in the Weber yielded the most gorgeous batch of Chorizo we’d ever made. I initially thought we’d over smoked them but they were beautiful…they looked good and tasted even better…I couldn’t wait to show my students.

Before the students arrived I raided the pantry and put together a tapas feast of pickles, marinated feta, sweet peppers and home-made bread….oh almost forgot the cherry tomatoes with olives and Basil pesto.

After the initial mayhem of whose sausage was whose, followed by a quick demo on how to smoke any future Chorizo, they were packed away in brown paper bags  to be taken home and enjoyed with their families.

We also flambe’d some extra Chorizo with a little brandy, chopped it up and added it to the feast.  Our marinated feta was also spread over grilled zucchini then rolled up…a real hit with the class!

I thought it only fair that after I spent the day acting as ‘luvies’ side-kick, my students could prepare dessert. I had decided to show them how to make koeksisters, a South African syrup-coated doughnut braided into a plait and then deep-fried. Though lacking in Spanish origins, the humble koeksister, lacking in acceptable health approval, until recently acclaimed by Masterchef South Africa was all of a sudden ‘something-we-all-just-had-to-make, so we did!

All in all it was another marvellous evening of great food, great company and of course great Chorizo!

Home-Made Chorizo recipe

For the Meat

1kg pork neck, finely chopped

1kg pork belly, finely chopped

350g spek fat (15% of the total pork meat), finely chopped

Boerewors intestinal casings

For Marinade

1/2  bulb of fresh garlic

60ml of smoked paprika (the expensive variety available at Woolies)

30ml coarse salt

30ml cumin

1L of red wine

45ml bay leaves

Other:

String

Plastic funnel – trimmed to make it user friendly.

Briquettes – a good quality

Fire-lighters

Bag of smoking wooden chips – we used Mesquite (Weber)

Method:

  1. Combine the pork belly, pork neck and spek in a large non-metallic bowl.
  2. In batches and using a pestle & mortar bash the garlic, 15ml of coarse salt and bay leaves to form a paste. If you don’t have a pestle just chop everything up finely.
  3. Add the paste to the pork and rub it into the meat.
  4. Add the paprika, cumin and the rest of the salt (15ml). Add the red wine and mix everything together. Make sure all the pork is coated in the marinade.
  5. Place in the fridge and marinade for 24-30 hours turning through as many times as you can remember.
  6. Remove the intestinal casings from the freezer and soak in water, ready to use the following day….place in the fridge
  7. 24hrs later: Do a taste test: Fry up a small amount of pork mixture to check the seasoning…adjust accordingly .i.e add salt or spices or garlic.
  8. Remove the casings from the fridge, cut into 30cm or 60cm lengths (depending on what size you want). Tie one end of the casing with a secure knot. I would suggest preparing at least 10 casings before you start stuffing.
  9. Put your gloves on. Open the un-knotted end of the casing and feed it onto your plastic funnel until you’ve reached the knotted end…go gently so that you don’t tear the casing.
  10. Pick up some of the marinated meat and start pushing it through the funnel and into the casings…feed it through slowly. You will get better as you go along.
  11. Leave enough casing at the end to tie a knot with a piece of string. If you are making a large sausage, shape into a U-shape and tie the 2 ends together. For a smaller sausage just tie the end with a piece of string long enough to form a loop for when you have to hang the sausage.
  12. Once done, hang the sausages in a cool dry ventilated room…I use my biltong maker but you can hang it in a cupboard or balance a broomstick over 2 chairs and hang the sausages from the broomstick. Place a fan in the room and leave to hang for 18 -24hrs. Use wire coathangers shaped into a S as hooks.

To smoke:

  1. Soak approx. 6x handful of wood chips (mesquite or hickory) in water for a minimum of 1 hour.
  2. Place 12-15 briquettes on the bottom grill of your Weber. Make sure the bottom & top vents are half open. Ignite the briquettes and leave until glowing. The briquettes will be covered in grey ash (this takes approx. 20-30min). Leave the lid off.
  3.  Place 2-3 handfuls of soaked wooden chips onto the glowing coals….shake off excess water before adding them to the coals. Place the grill top on and put the lid on. Wait for 5 minutes in order to stabilise the temp.
  4. Remove the lid slowly and add the chorizo around the edge of the briquettes. Do this as quickly as you can. Return the lid to the Weber and allow to smoke for 1-1h30. Refrain from opening the lid. If using a digital thermometer check the temp by inserting the thermometer through the top vent. The temp shouldn’t go over 100C. If it does, close the top vent slightly to cool the temperature down.
  5. After a 1-1h30 you will have to re-heat the Weber and repeat the process again SO it would be a good idea to light a few briquettes (6-8) ahead of time so that they are glowing and ready to add to the Weber in a 1-1h30min.
  6. Remove the top grill with the chorizo on, add the new glowing briquettes, 2-3 handfuls of wooden chips, return the grill with chorizo on and place the Weber lid back on.
  7. Smoke for a further 1-1h30min. However this time check your chorizo after 45min to see how it is doing.
  8. Things to look out for: If your chorizo hasn’t turn a wonderful reddish brown or firm to the touch then you need to continue smoking. If the sausage is wrinkled & blistered you need to take it off immediately as its over-done.
  9. If using a thermometer the internal temp of the chorizo NOT Weber should be approx. 68-70C …the chorizo is done!

Makes 6-8 (350g chorizo’s)

The Making of Chorizo – Day 2

May 19, 2012 in Uncategorized

I woke to the aromas of garlic, red wine and paprika and although I love the smell of smoked chorizo… first thing in the morning is not quite my cup of tea. It didn’t seem to phase ‘luvie’ though…I kind of got the impression he wanted to push his chest out and start beating on it with his fists….his exact words were ” it’s manly”…………………..right, so let’s move on.

With the evening drawing near my 13 willing students arrived, excited about learning how to stuff a sausage. I knew that once they started stuffing, the evening was going to fall apart….the phallic nature of the sausage, the method of how it was stuffed and their wicked sense of humour could only mean trouble. So before things got out of hand I had them pickling their vegetables. Beautiful fresh garden vegetables like cauliflower, carrots, cabbage, beans and peppers were soon simmering away in the pickling marinade of vinegars, oils and pickling spices, then quickly packed & sealed in glass jars to take home and enjoy at a later stage!

With nothing left to do but stuff their Chorizo I took a deep breathe and showed them how. You know that feeling when someone tells you a funny story and you don’t crack up laughing because you don’t find it that funny…they then tell you “you had to be there kind of thing”. Well this is certainly one of those times…you had to be there. The laughter, the sexual connotations and the oohs & aahs even had my family popping in to see what was happening. Then there was shy Sean (the only man at the course) who had to withstand comments like ” ooh Sean that’s such a big sausage you’ve got”….or ” look how he handles his sausage…it’s obviously years of practice”….I’m surprised he came back the following evening. Surprisingly with all that ‘stuffing around’ we managed to stuff a total of 28x beautiful Chorizo sausages…some of them went into the biltong maker the rest into the spare-room’s cupboard to dry out over-night. Every-one left looking forward to the tapas feast the following evening….

To be continued…

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