~birdie num-nums~ well mostly

A Boer from the Free State walks into his local bar and to his surprise finds a little Japanese man sitting in his regular chair.
"Kleingat, you sommer sitting op my stoel" he angrily shouts. Before he
knows it the Jap is up and knocks the farmer flying.
After the farmer recovers he asks: "What the blerrie hell was that?"

"Zat martial art from my country Japan " replies the Jap and strolls off
in a stroppy way.

The following day the farmer finds the Jap in "his" seat again. The
farmer goes: "You is alweer sitting op my stoel" and again the Jap
knocks the farmer out with some nifty Kung Fu. On regaining
consciousness the farmer asks: "What the blerrie hell was that?"

"Zat Karate from my country Japan" and as stroppy as ever ambles off.

Now the farmer is dik die moer in .........

The next day the farmer finds the Jap sitting in "his" chair again! "So,
you is alweer sitting op my stoel. Vat So"

and he knocks the living daylights out of the Jap with one blow.

The little Jap comes around after some time and asks the farmer what was that?

The farmer replies: "That, my china was a bliksemse Isuzu 2.8 litre
turbo diesel bakkie se wheelspanner......also from your country Japan .