I can’t believe Christmas is upon us. It felt like only yesterday that I put my last Christmas cake in the oven. Last year I had my Christmas tree up more than a month before the season was upon us. This year I’m only going to put it up this weekend – a week before.
I had two rather shitty (excuse the French, but that’s the only word for it!) Christmases. Two years ago I didn’t know if I had a job to go back to and last year I spend Christmas at the hospital, bidding Saffron Man a last goodbye.
No wonder I approached this Christmas with so much fear and trepidation. And when Percy died last month, I thought: “Uh-oh, here we go again!” But I have decided this year I’m going to get into the Christmas spirit, no matter what happens.
I’m not going to roll my eyes every time I hear Little Drummer Boy or I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas. I’m going to enjoy putting up my decorations, starting with the beautiful angel Peacock Man gave me. And I’m going to bake some Christmas cake.
Last year I got the most delicious (and very boozy) recipe from my neighbour. It is quick and easy to make and one of the most delicious recipes I’ve ever tasted. (The pic is from the cover of the Kuier food supplement — I did the cake for that special issue.)

This is what you’ll need
500 g fruit mix for cakes
200 g glacé fruit, chopped
200 g butter
250 g soft brown sugar
5 ml mixed spice
15 ml bicarbonate of soda
250 ml brandy
2 extra large eggs
125 ml sherry
125 ml milk
400 ml cake flour
100 g mixed nuts, chopped
Whole nuts and glacé cherries for garnish
This is how you do it
Grease a 24 cm spring form baking tin and line with baking paper. Mix the fruit, butter, sugar, spices, 7.5 ml of the bicarbonate of soda and brandy together in a saucepan and heat over medium heat and let it simmer for 20 minutes while stirring it often with a wooden spoon. Remove from the heat and let it cool down completely. (My neighbour says she usually does this the day before so that she can immediately start with the baking. Beat the eggs until light and foamy in a large mixing bowl. Add the sherry and the milk and mix well. Sift the flour and the rest of the bicarbonate of soda into a large mixing bowl and add the chopped nuts. Add the cooled down fruit mix and the egg-milk-sherry mixture and mix well. Pour the batter into the prepare baking tin and bake for 1½ to 1¾ hour in a preheated oven of 150°C. Take it from the oven and let it cool down in the baking tin. Shake it a little before you turn out the cake on a wire rack and let it cool down completely. Of course you can do the marzipan thing, but I don’t like it. So I melt a little apricot jam and brush it on top of the cake before to arrange the whole nuts and more glacéd fruit on top. It look so festive and it tastes divine! I have also baked it in giant muffin pans for smaller individual cakes, but then you must remember to adjust your baking time accordingly.
But . . . Let’s face it. There are quite an number of people out there who can’t stand the idea of fruit cake or mince pies. This Christmas I’ve discovered the most delicious recipe for a fruit-free Christmas cake.
This is what you’ll need
For the cake
4 large eggs, separated and 2 extra egg whites
125 ml (½ cup) sunflower or canola oil
125 ml (½ cup) water
30 ml (2 tablespoons) runny honey
200 g (1 cup) soft brown sugar
75 g (210 ml) ground almonds
150 g (1½ cup plus 3 tablespoons) cake flour
10 ml (2 teaspoons) baking powder
5 ml (1 teaspoon) bicarbonate of soda
A pinch of salt
5 ml (1 teaspoon) ground ginger
5 ml (1 teaspoon) ground cinnamon
2,5 ml (½ teaspoon) ground allspice
1,75 ml (¼ teaspoon) ground cloves
Zest of 1 orange
100 g (½ cup) castor sugar
For the icing
250 g (1 cup) icing sugar
Boiling water
Red glacéd cherries
This is how you do it
Beat the eggs and oil together and add water, honey and brown sugar. Beat well. Fold the almonds, flour, baking powder, bicarbonate of soda, salt, spices and orange zest lightly into the mixture. Put the egg whites in another mixing bowl and beat until it forms soft little peaks. Add the castor sugar a little at a time while you keep on beating. Fold the egg white mixture into the cake mixture and pour into a greased `Bundt cake tin. Bake for 45 minutes in a preheated oven of 180°C. Let the cake cool down in the tin for about 30 minutes before you turn it out onto a cooling rack and let it cool down completely. Sift the icing sugar and mix with boiling water until you have a very thick paste. Spoon the icing over the cake until it resembles a snow-topped mountain peak and garnish with the glacé cherries.
Enjoy!